Celebs Go Dating: Wayne Lineker is DUMPED by Hannah… but twists it around

Celebs Go Dating: Wayne Lineker is DUMPED by Hannah only to tell the rest of the mansion that HE broke up with HER… before declaring he’s ready for ‘the booby bus!’

Wayne Lineker’s would-be romance with 39-year-old Hannah wasn’t off to a strong start from the off, given that the club promoter, 58, had spent most of his dates with her explaining he usually dated twenty-somethings.

And so it was perhaps unsurprising on Thursday night’s Celebs Go Dating when Hannah sat him down and told him she wasn’t feeling the spark between them.

Yet brother-of-Gary Wayne told things differently, as he returned to the bedroom to fill in the other celebs that Hannah had decided to leave.

Porky pies: Wayne Lineker was DUMPED by Hannah on Celebs Go Dating, only to tell the rest of the mansion that HE broke up with HER… before declaring he’s ready for ‘the booby bus!’

He vaguely explained to the other famous faces that he had told her he wasn’t feeling it and that she was leaving the mansion as a result.

He then declared that he was ready for ‘the booby bus’!

This didn’t sit well with viewers, taking to Twitter to weigh in on Wayne’s warped version of events.

‘Wayne is such a liar! You’re too old for that mate. Tell the truth, your children are watching!’ one person raged.

Thanks but no thanks: Hannah sat him down and told him she wasn't feeling the spark between them

Thanks but no thanks: Hannah sat him down and told him she wasn’t feeling the spark between them

Pants on fire: Yet brother-of-Gary Wayne told things differently, as he returned to the bedroom to fill in the other celebs that Hannah had decided to leave

Pants on fire: Yet brother-of-Gary Wayne told things differently, as he returned to the bedroom to fill in the other celebs that Hannah had decided to leave

A second penned: ‘My skin has actual hives from listening to Wayne Lineker lie to the lads. Afraid to admit it was Hannah who ended it!’

A third wrote: ‘Wayne not wanting to be know as the guy who got dumped/friend zoned so turned the whole story around to say it was him doing the dumping… what a b**lend!’

‘Knew Wayne would pretend he pied the poor girl, I’ve never come across such an arrogant 58 year old!’ a fourth tweeted,

Awkward to watch: The previous episode saw him telling Hannah that he doesn't date women under 30, leading her to exclaim 'I feel like an OAP now'

Awkward to watch: The previous episode saw him telling Hannah that he doesn’t date women under 30, leading her to exclaim ‘I feel like an OAP now’

Smooth: He then went on to assure her that he might be older but that 'everything still works' before making a crude joke about 'slipping out'

Smooth: He then went on to assure her that he might be older but that ‘everything still works’ before making a crude joke about ‘slipping out’

‘Did Wayne just say he is waiting for the booby bus? Isn’t he 58?’ came another viewer’s outrage.

The previous episode saw him telling Hannah that he doesn’t date women under 30, leading her to exclaim ‘I feel like an OAP now’.

He then went on to assure her that he might be older but that ‘everything still works’ before making a crude joke about ‘slipping out’. 

Celebs Go Dating airs nightly on E4 from 9PM.