Police chief lists some of the worst lockdown-breaching parties as new fines are brought in

A police chief has today listed off some of the worst lockdown-breaching parties thrown by Covidiots, as he promised a crackdown on reckless ravers with increased fines of up to £800. In one of the worst breaches, described as ‘egregious’ by Home Secretary Priti Patel, three officers were injured attempting to break-up a 40-strong group … Read more

Gag about Cummings’ lockdown-breaching Durham trip tops list of best Christmas jokes for 2020 

It’s a cracker… or maybe not! Gag about Dominic Cummings’ lockdown-breaching Durham trip tops list of best Christmas jokes for 2020 TV channel Gold has curated the year’s funniest topical Christmas cracker jokes From Donald Trump and Boris Johnson to Prince Andrew, no one is spared Top gags include references to Dominic Cummings’ trip to parents’ … Read more

Rita Ora launches probe into which friend leaked lockdown-breaching 30th birthday bash

Rita Ora launches ‘Wagatha Christie’-style probe into which friend leaked news of her lockdown-breaching 30th birthday bash to the press – as police seize CCTV for their own investigation The singer is said to be suspicious that one of her friends tipped off the press She has set about trying to smoke out the culprit, … Read more

Four STUDENTS are fined £10,000 EACH after hosting lockdown-breaching house party

Four university students have been fined £40,000 after throwing a house party, lying about it and moaning at officers for ‘spoiling their fun’.  The Nottingham Trent third-years were each handed £10,000 penalties – more than a year’s tuition – after 30 revellers were found hiding in the kitchen, bedrooms and basement last night.  All have … Read more

Police are pelted with missiles as they try to break up lockdown-breaching rave

Police are pelted with missiles as they try to break up lockdown-breaching rave attended by hundreds of people at a Manchester house Revellers filmed gathered inside illegal gazebo party in Gorton, Manchester  During the party officers from Greater Manchester Police pelted with missiles Police later confirmed that a woman was slammed with a £100 penalty … Read more